Monday, July 13, 2015

Five-tiered bed is height of style for this acrophobic gardener


Nearly always, in any garden adventure that involves building something, I am the impetuous dreamer and my husband is the guy who makes things happen. Whenever I walk out to our side yard, I appreciate the raised beds Lee built for me several years ago. Eight of the beds are identical, 8-by-4-foot rectangles, excellent for housing the asparagus, three varieties of Italian beans, zucchini, sugar snap peas, salad greens, broccoli and carrots I planted earlier this summer.

The ninth bed is my husband’s masterpiece and reveals his own, inner impetuous streak.

When he had finished building the row of eight raised bed, Lee asked if I wanted one more, huge square planting bed. Then he paused. “Or…I could build you something different.” He showed me a drawing he had made on graph paper, depicting a five-tiered box, with an 8-foot-square base. Each of the other four tiers was a successively smaller square, set on a diagonal, to create a tiered star effect. Within each of the tiers were planting areas.

You could build this?” I asked, not because I doubted my husband’s ability, but because my own spatial sense is closer to extreme modern art than realism. A few years ago, I had successfully used an Allen wrench and a screwdriver to put together a small wooden cabinet and six dining-room chairs. I felt as if I had done a solo job of constructing Versailles.

When Lee assured me that he could certainly build a five-tiered garden box near the raised beds, I encouraged him to go for it, and insisted that he position it within view of the sidewalk and street in front of our house. I knew it would be too fabulous to be hidden at the back of the garden. So Lee bought more wood, and he and our son-in-law built the different levels of the box in our garage, and then lugged them outside. They filled a wire cylinder in the center of the structure with rocks, for stability, and its planting areas with topsoil.

Soon after Lee finished filling all the levels with soil, I asked him to take some pictures of his masterpiece. I knew I would want to write about it in my weekly newspaper column, because some other impetuous gardeners would want one, too.

Lee photographed the tiered beds (I believe my Main coon cat and publicity hound, Benjamin BadKitten, positioned himself at the center of each of those shots,) and then he asked me to pose on the top tier. Eagerly, I climbed to the top, so proud of the new beds and their builder. I imagined a victory photo, armed outstretched, smiling, and encouraging other gardeners to think outside the (standard rectangular) box, too.

I reached the top tier, looked down at the ground, felt myself sway – and screamed. “Lee, Lee, LEE, help me! Right now!” My patient husband put down his camera, let me fall into his arms, and suggested I try the big climb again, but this time with my feet planted farther apart when I reached the top. So I got up there again. New stance. Same sense of falling forward. Same scream.

When I was safely on terra firma once more, I looked up at the top tier of the garden box. How high up had I been? Lee hesitated. No, really, I wanted to know. I have always been afraid of heights, but I had never actually screamed for help until I’d made this ascent.

"Two and a half feet,” my husband answered, as he tried very hard not to let all that pent-up laughter escape. “You were two and a half feet from the ground, sweetheart.” Hmmmppphhfff. That was the highest two and a half feet in the history of acrophobia.

The tiered bed has been a summertime and autumn centerpiece for several years. I plant all its many small areas with colorful flowers, strawberries, and trailing vines, and passersby often stop to comment about the cool planting bed and its versatility. I just hope anyone who plans to plans to replicate this bed understands the risk of climbing to the top of its dizzying height.


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