Saturday, February 13, 2016

I'm still immune, but somebody on my garden staff has an unfortunate case of spring fever


Although he thinks the weather is too chilly to risk freezing his delicate toes by cavorting outdoors, Benjamin BadKitten has a premature case of spring fever. Several mornings this week, he raced in a jagged line from the hallway, into and around our living room. After checking to make sure I was watching, he darted behind my husband's armchair, rose onto his hind legs, and unsheathed his claws. My yelling always began just before he tried to turn the side of the bookshelf into his new scratching post: “Beast cat! Stop it right now!” After the warning – and depending on how many of his lives he's willing to risk,-- he might vary the rest of his nut-out. He could take one more stab (literally) at the wooden shelf, until my decibels rise to a level he considers life-threatening. Or he might take off for another sprint around the room, before he plops at my feet, with his ears flat, plumed tail twitching, and green eyes glowing.

One morning, he added a dramatic climax to his repertoire. My BadKitten leaped onto Lee's leather chair and started to burrow into a corner. Before he could use his razor claws to carve a fat-cat-sized cubbyhole – or maybe poop on the chair, – I did some leaping of my own. I scooped him up and gave him a one-way ticket outside, by way of the dining room door. These daily eruptions always happen before I've finished drinking even half of my morning cup of tea, and while I'm trying to read my Moscow-Pullman Daily News. Most cats save their pent-up energy for nighttime frenzies, but Benjamin is a smart and observant. He knows I need a peaceful entry into my morning so, for maximum annoyance effect, he's willing to adjust his timing. And yet I let him live.

I've learned enough about the changing seasons here in Moscow to know it's too early to start any garden-related projects, except studying seed catalogs. In past years, I've used our dining room table as the base for small, plastic greenhouses, and planted vegetable seeds way too early. This year, that table has other uses. We won't be hosting any big family dinners until this summer, because the dining room will become our makeshift kitchen in a few weeks. Lee and I are having some work done in the kitchen and bathrooms, including new flooring. So we'll need the dining room to store the entire contents of our kitchen. When you're an Italian cook, as I am, you have a big honkin' bunch of kitchen stuff. I've stated packing away as much of the dinnerware, cookbooks, equipment and dry goods as possible before the project starts rolling. As the boxes mount up, I've come to appreciate the big table.

During my writing break in the last month, I reorganized the long desktop and multiple drawers in my home office. The desktop runs the entire length of one wall and partway along another. To completely organize the entire mess, I've learned from past unfortunate attempts, was to clear everything out of the room and deposit it all on top of my new best friend, the dining room table. For several weeks, that poor table groaned from the weight of reference books, notebooks, printer paper, file folders, stationery, wicker storage baskets, bulletin boards, keepsakes, and art supplies. I stacked everything in teetering piles on the big table and did not put anything back into my office until I knew exactly where it should go. I'm two weeks into the newly ordered space and still feeling joy at the results.

We have a little time before all the kitchen packing has to be done, so I'm hoping our false spring will hang on a little longer. Impetuous gardeners need to be outside in the sunshine, even if we have to wear wool socks and fleece vests. Flocks of robins have been swooping onto our lawn lately, and finches of many colors have been hanging out at the bird feeder and birdbath. The mated pair of Asian collared doves visit every day, and I regularly toss peanuts under our big oak tree for the neighborhood squirrels.

I want to be out there with them, clearing away the winter's windblown twigs from my gardens and autumn's last gift of fallen leaves, soggy now and black with decay. I want to scatter-plant some poppy seeds, as I did last winter, and wait to see if they take root for a summer showing. Maybe the pale tips of a few crocuses will be up, and the delphiniums will reveal the lacy hems of their petticoats.
 
Maybe I can convince my spring-feverish BadKitten to come with me. I'll need his advice about how to cat-proof the raised beds. I'll need to observe him before I write the job description for a new chief garden staffer. (My sweet calico cat, Tessa the Vague, is in fragile health and has reached emeritus status after her brief tenure last year.) I wonder if it's illegal to note on the form: BadKittens need not apply.

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