Thursday, March 17, 2016

My backyard shrubs will bloom –--- but what about the sickly grass?

March 5, 2016

On a recent cold, raw day, I looked out onto our backyard and imagined how it will look this spring and summer. The weigela, hibiscus, honeysuckle, lilacs, forsythia and wild roses will be blooming in pale pink, deep red, lavender blue, fragrant white, sunny yellow, and old-fashioned magenta. The great, leafy branches of the hawthorn tree will shelter singing, chirping birds. Tall sunflowers will turn their faces to the sky, and hollyhocks and sweet peas will add color along the fences. On the patio, tomato plants in big green pots will flower and bear fruit (I desperately hope.) And our backyard lawn will stumble into its summer hangover: brown grass, nearly dead and studded with weeds and nettles.

Faithful readers know I tend to be an optimist about all things garden-esque, but the state of our lawn tempts me to remember all the bad words I do not say. Nearly six years of hard use by two big dogs (now only one) has left the grass patchy, shredded, dying, yellowed, and overrun by weeds that seem to share the same death-defying genes as cockroaches and BadKittens. Our lawn is an annual eyesore. My husband mows it regularly, but we don't irrigate it during the dry months, because it just feels wrong to waste water. We haven't spent time or money on fertilizing, reseeding or weed-killing because our elderly Old English sheepdog, Rags, would lumber outside and pee all over the newly seeded soil. Simply barbecuing the cash, instead of investing it on lawn care, would be quicker and more cost-effective. (We could toast marshmallow over the flames as the dollar bills turned to smoke.)

It's been too cold and rainy lately to do any late-winter gardening, so I've had even more time than usual to think about garden projects. The backyard disaster of our lawn has risen to the top of my thoughts and left my brain thundering. What if we (meaning my husband) built raised beds in the backyard, added gravel paths, and did away with most of the lawn? I broached this idea to Lee last weekend and then sat back as his builder's mind considered and engaged. It didn't take long. Curved paths, he said, with the path-side of each raised bed also curved to follow the lines. I loved it already. But can you fill the new beds? Lee asked me.

Several springtimes ago, he built eight fabulous wooden, raised beds in our side yard, including a big, tiered central planter for flowers. I have grown vegetables in the rectangular beds every summer, always with mixed results, crop-wise, but with joy and hope every time. Of course, I'll be able to fill the new beds, too. I can plant a kitchen garden of lettuces, peas, beans, zucchini, broccoli, carrots – maybe even corn, if the weevils can't find the new corn patch.

So what would you plant in the beds we already have in the side yard? Lee asked. I just looked at him for a moment. I would plant more flowers, I said finally, and barely stifled myself from adding: Duh. More roses. An old-fashioned cottage garden. A cutting garden. Lee raised his hand in a stop sign. Got it, he said. I beamed at him, hesitated, and then went for it. Do you think you could start on the new raised beds this spring? He answered, with great patience, Absolutely. Just as soon as I finish painting the walls of our bathroom, the walls and ceiling of the downstairs bath, sanding and painting the cupboards, drawers and woodwork in our bathroom, painting the kitchen cupboards' doors, and hanging the flower art you want in the kitchen. (He also has a full-time job as managing editor of the Moscow-Pullman Daily News.)I thanked him, hugged him, and went out to buy more flower and vegetable seeds.

BadKitten for President update: After the results of Super Tuesday earlier this week, my fluffy, black and brown Maine coon cat Is ready for the pleading to begin. Any day he expects to hear party bigwigs beg him to accept a draft as the only candidate who can stop Him Who Must Not Be Named. The BadKitten is already racking up some promises of write-in votes from readers of my Impetuous Gardener blog. While he awaits the call to serve his country, Benjamin is considering a few changes to the Oval Office. Job One will be a new litter box, embossed with the presidential seal.

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