Monday, May 9, 2016

I find surprises in the garden and help Benjamin BadKitten duck a disaster


APRIL 23

Oh, me of little faith. I've spent parts of two recent columns bemoaning the epic failure of the bed of sugar snap peas I planted early this month. Last week, I blamed the neighborhood crows for the legumes' no-show. Those birds with the shiny ebony wings have been hanging around our raised vegetable beds since planting day, and they're smart and wily enough to find and pilfer the newly sprouted peas.Today, though, I'm eating some figurative crow, because at least 14 (of the 100 peas I originally planted) have sprouted and are growing. (It's very lowering to be able to count the number of one's seedlings.) Maybe another few dozen will shoot up in this warm, sunny weather.

I've been neurotic about this because peas are so easy to grow, and I'm a wee bit superstitious about my relationship with the Garden Goddess. Every growing season, I expect her to raise her graceful arms skyward, conjure a small but fierce rain cloud, and center it directly above my head, while chanting, “You are a washout at growing vegetables. Save the peas. Save the pumpkins. Save the zucchini – and, fer pete's sake, find another hobby!”

But the goddess has never actually drowned me, because I think she understands that gardening is more than a hobby for me. Gardening -- from busting my knees as I turn over heavy clods of soil with a spading fork, to kneeling to plant the seeds, to watering and weeding, to doing a happy dance as each tiny seedling emerges – brings joy and peace to my soul. The goddess knows I call it the Church of Dirt and Flowers because my garden is as much of a sanctuary for me as the beautiful church of brick and stained glass where I spend my Sunday mornings and Wednesday evenings teaching and helping to mentor children and teenagers.

After the peas had punted for weeks, the Garden Goddess must have known I needed a boost of hope, and she offered a double shot. First a few pea seedlings emerged, and then, in the next raised bed, I found slender green and purple stalks of asparagus. For the last three summers, as soon as the skinny stalks popped up, they seemed to go immediately to seed. I could pick barely enough to use as roasted garnishes on pasta or seafood, and the bed couldn't be disturbed because of the plants' shallow roots.
 
So last fall, I decided the asparagus had to go. My husband rototilled the entire bed, removing long roots and adding a covering blanket of fallen leaves. I planned to grow pumpkins there this summer. But the surprise appearance of healthy asparagus stalks this week sent me into another dance of joy and served as a reminder that patience in a garden can result in small miracles. Those plants' roots must have gone far deeper than we expected and had survived a machine-made invasion. I tipped my garden chapeau to the feisty asparagus and promised them permanent welcome. (I also wondered if the Garden Goddess was trying to prevent another pumpkin-related humiliation. With that bed filled, I have nowhere to grow jack-o-lanterns this year, and my three grandchildren are all old enough to know that real Halloween pumpkins are bigger than golf balls.)

As I was leaving the raised beds, I turned toward the front yard in time to see a mated pair of mallard ducks waddling across the grass. Ten yards away, in full crouching-lion stance, my Benjamin BadKitten was poised to end up foiled again. The drake, with its iridescent teal colored feathers and broad chest, looked like one tough duck. My Maine coon cat, once a swift and powerful athlete, has lost a couple of moves – and gained a bit more girth – as he nears his eleventh birthday in October. Earlier in his life, if I'd tried to intercept him mid-hunt, he would have streaked away from me and maybe caught the bird. This time, he flattened himself onto the grass and waited for me to hoist him up and cradle him up against my chest. He didn't struggle while I carried him into the house and murmured, “No duck soup for you, pal.” Meanwhile, the mallard couple placidly searched for snails and fallen bird seed, and munched a bit of grass. I hope they found some duckweed.

No comments:

Post a Comment